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But man I hope this is real!

A National Health Service leaflet is advising school pupils that they have a “right” to an enjoyable sex life and that regular intercourse can be good for their cardiovascular health.

There is already one Brave New World reference in the comments and one that contains a mention of Islam. I don't quite understand the Islam comment.

Anyway if this is real I want a scanned pamphlet immediately.

Really?










Really?

I would totally have beautiful dirty, heterosexual sex with Tina Fey.

Today is a punchline.

And now for my This Should Be On A Poster In A Grade School Classroom thought of the day:
It's never been this day before.

How cool is that? Today has never happened before. Tomorrow I would have said that again but apparently seven ate nine.

Could someone please explain to George Stephanopoulos and me how and why Joe Biden could or would stop Benjamin Netanyahu from pissing anywhere he wants to piss?

I'm looking for some help. I need to read as much as I can on the Spanish Civil War. What are some great books/articles I can start with?

"I don't know why people are so cynical about Ewoks, the Rebellion would have failed without the Ewoks."

By law your husband has to have sex with you even if you never shave your legs again, right?

SouRceSLY

SYDNEY (Reuters) - The mystery of crop circles in poppy fields in Australia's southern island state of Tasmania has been solved -- stoned wallabies are eating the poppy heads and hopping around in circles.

"We have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting as high as a kite and going around in circles," the state's top lawmaker Lara Giddings told local media on Thursday.

"Then they crash. We see crop circles in the poppy industry from wallabies that are high," she said.

Many people believe crop circles that mysteriously appear in fields around the world are created by aliens.

Poppy producer Tasmanian Alkaloids said livestock which ate the poppies were known to "act weird" -- including deer and sheep in the state's highlands.

"There have been many stories about sheep that have eaten some of the poppies after harvesting and they all walk around in circles," said field operations manager Rick Rockliff.

Australia produces about 50 percent of the world's raw material for morphine and related opiates.

Also this:

I took this photograph of myself right after I stepped rolled out of my time machine bed

and clarification of this.

I am watching Arrested Development for the first time ever (great show wtf is up with canceling it?) and Job hangs an inappropriate high five. Now all I can think about now is NPH begging for fist bumps. It's like a drug!

A DRUG

Hypothetically, if I were to re-watch every episode of How I Met Your Mother right now would someone kill my puppy?

The first person to come up with _50_ solid arguments for why my pathetic, unhealthy awesome crush on Neil Patrick Harris is both wrong and stupid awesome and legendary (yes both must be present in each argument) will win an AWESOME prize.

And it's kind of weird and new so be gentle.

I'm a romantic.

I've been watching a How I Met Your Mother marathon since last night. Really. I finished season one.



Off to season two. Its gonna be legen... wait for it ... (and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the next part is) dary[sic].

I've given high fives to three people in the past five hours.

I don't suppose Iran has term limits... you know, for The Supreme Leader.
No? Oh, okay.
Oh they have a president too?
Interesting. Does he actually have any power?